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Chapter 0 - Echo's POV (Tyler)[]

So, I'm sure you're asking, how did it come to this? Well, you see, it started long ago... in 2015.

It began with one terrible, terrible, no good, awful, lowlife, admins-pet administrator named Tyler. I was simply enjoying myself, loving life, and enjoying my time spent with Blakie-poo. And then, in the blink of an eye, Blakie was snatched away by some bitch named Emilia. So I did what any good, intimate lover would do: I went on a war path, trying to claim back what was mine. I took the fight to Chatland, committed to winning back my man. 

They had posted guards: Billie, Justin, Erlend, Aria, and him. Tyler stood behind the front line defense, waiting for my attack. "Come out and fight, you coward! You piece of shit, small-dicked, pussy ass bitch! Face me!"

"Oh Echo, you know we don't do this sort of thing here. Please, there are children nearby, watch your mouth!" Justin warned, gesturing to Aidan and Cait, who played in a sandbox nearby.

"Fuck your kids. And fuck you. Fuck that British bitch," I fought back, gesturing to Billie, "and fuck this schizophrenic wack-ass, who called himself Amina for like a year." I added, trying to provoke Erlend. He ignored me, and continued to sip on his ice coffee and scroll Grindr.

"Echo, shhh. You're giving me a migraine." Aria dismissed me like I was nothing. I'd show her.

"No! YOU'RE giving ME a migraine, so ha!" I countered. She turned her back on me.

Meanwhile, my dearest Blakie-poo showed up, with that slut Emilia clinging to his arm. Seeing him made the juices drip from my nether-regions. I could tell I had the same effect on him, because he did his best to hide the tent in his shorts.

"Blakie! Come back baby! I need some tummy wubs and I need you INSIDE me!" I begged. How could he not see the love I had for him? He wanted that skanky ass bitch instead. She must've had some good pussy if he left me for her.

"Echo, stop. It's over. But I hear Eli is on the market!" Blake said. I knew he didn't mean it. He loved me. He had to love me...

"The fuck I am!" Eli called out, running away to Billie's sex dungeon. "I'll wait for you my queen!" He called out to her.

"Fuck you." I said, totally winning. And then, it happened. The first attack, when I had done nothing wrong. Erlend kicked me out of Chatland, into the Darkweb. I, understandably, was upset. So to calm down, I watched a few of the homemade porn films I had previously filmed with Daddy Blake. After letting my juices flow a couple times, I was ready to take back my man for real this time!

I flew back up into Chatland, but they had prepared for my return. They all wore full-body condoms and wielded dildos as swords. I bravely fought off their attempts to penetrate me, all while demanding that stupid ass bitch Emilia return my man so he could rub my tummy immediately. I wacked Jack and Zee with my tits, accidentally breastfeeding Aidan in the process. Aria managed to get the tip in my ass, but I clenched my cheeks and kept her out of me. Erlend had decided to bottom for his dildo sword instead of fight, and was enjoying himself in the corner. Billie stabbed my eye with her dildo, claiming, "Putin shall be pleased!"

I screamed, and turned to find Tyler. They had fought me back to the edge of Chatland, so I prepared to give my last words before I fell for the final time.

But it was too late. Tyler dealt me the death blow, using his condom to choke me and throw me over the edge, yelling, "Your ban will be as long as your nose!" as I fell.

I hit the bottom, and saw nothing but darkness.


I woke up days later, and found myself chained to a pole.

"Dance for daddy." A voice demanded from the shadows. I was naked, and I had had plugs in my pleasure orifices.

"W...where am I?" I asked.

"Home. Now dance. Or I do it." The voice, a garbled voice obviously disguising the real voice, demanded. A screen showed a live feed. Blakie and his whore of the week were in bed. A rocket, labeled "nukes, not nudes", was aimed at his house. I was tempted to let him die. It would kill that AIDS infested slut in the process. But I couldn't live without my Blakie-wakie.

So I danced. I danced like I was Beyonce. I danced like I was a roadside hooker raising funds to buy more meth instead of formula for the baby I had with my uncle. I danced my ass off. My mile-long forehead sweated, but I didn't care. As long as I could one day ride Blakie's morning wood again, it would all be worth it.

I eventually passed out from exhaustion.


I woke up later the next day, still chained to the stripper pole. I could hear faint moans come from an outer room. Blakie? Have you come to claim my insides as your own once again?! I wondered. Those perfect moans could only be the moans of Daddy... 

Apparently I was so helplessly horny that my ears had deceived me. Because after a couple hours of listening to the moans and calling for Blakie, the strange masked figure entered the room. "You interrupted my pleasure session. For that, you will pay!" The man said. He pulled out a large paddle. Little did he know I was into BDSM, so this was just another day of fun for me.

Just as he knocked me to my knees and prepared to punish me, an explosion went off. A trio of triplets came bounding in the hole in the wall. I almost lactated from the pure excitement of being saved. Blakie must've sent them! I hopelessly thought.

"Echo! We're here to free you. We must unite against the injustices of Wikiana and its rulers!" One of the triplets said. "I'm Isabelle, and we're here to free you."

"No! Then I'll be all alone again, stuck down here in outcast Hell!" The masked man pleaded. He ripped off his mask, revealing himself to be Connor. (TDR Connor of course, sassy CTOADURN Connor wasn't around during the fall of Echo and the rise of Emilake.)

"Echo, please. My loins thirst for thy infernal pit of pleasure!" Connor pleaded, removing his pants, showing his proud 3" manhood.

At first, I hesitated. Blakie would never forgive me! But then, my new companions and rescuers spoke up. "I mean, I'm in." Isabelle began. Then, triplet #2 started to talk. "Yeah, looks like there's one inch for each of us, and Echo can have his nuts. Oh, I'm Kaylie by the way. Did you know the REAL Isabelle Furhman is my twin!?" She screamed. I was confused, but I nodded anyway. The third triplet interrupted before I could speak. "And I'm Jaclyn! Also the REAL Isabelle Furman's triplet! And hell yeah, lets take the strange man for a spin. I'll try anything once!" She said, eyeing my breasts.

Blakie would be proud of me if I had an orgy, so I suppose this one time couldn't hurt! I thought.

"Please, I desire to feel the warm touch of a woman. Mother knows I can only ask for a helping hand so many times before it becomes weird." Connor begged.

The triplets had already agreed and were buck ass naked, touching each other. That got me in the mood, so I nodded, and slowly walked towards my newfound sex boy.


Next thing I knew, Connor was 3" deep into Jaclyn while Kaylie railed him with a strap on. He cried out, and I wasn't sure if it was pleasure or pain. Meanwhile, Isabelle fisted herself, enjoying the show. I myself was cleaning the first round of baby gravy out of myself, getting ready to go back for more. Jaclyn had ridden him long enough, it was my turn again.

And then, a thought struck me. Blakie would never forgive me for filling myself with another man's love juice. Once was enough, but twice is surely where he would draw the line.

I knew I had to strike now, or risk losing my daddy. That cunt Emilia could never take Blake's manhood like I had learned to. So I did what any reasonable person would: I pretended to be still interested in Connor's Total Drama Island sex party (his words, not mine), and I jumped back in the action. I went straight for Jaclyn. I gave her a kiss and asked for a turn on the joystick. She obliged and I allowed Connor to put the tip all three inches in me. I clenched my pussy and pulled away, ripping his dick off, leaving it inside me. He screamed in pain and the triplets freaked out. Kaylie pulled the strap on out of his ass, making a loud "POP" noise as it exited his damaged hole. She tried to run, but I was faster. I slammed my forehead against her own head, using my massive head as a battering ram. The blunt force drama instantly killed her. With Connor's bleeding, ripped off dick still in my body, I proceeded to kill him and the remaining Isabelle triplets in the same fashion.

I was free at last. Now, to find Blake, retake my lover, and end the person who started it all: Tyler.


Soon, I found myself at the steps of Chatland. I was still locked out. That motherfucker had locked me out for 500 years. Tyler had actually done it. ALL BECAUSE I WANTED MY MAN BACK?! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!

I knew what I had to do: Raise my concerns in a civil and professional fashion. If I did that, they'd surely have to let me back in! And I'd be reunited with my love!

So I sat down, and carefully penned my thoughts and feelings.

This message is for Tyler.

You big, fat, white, nasty smelling, fat bitch: why you kick me off the mu-fucking Chat wit yo triflin, dirty, white, racist ass! You big, fat, bitch - oompa loompa body ass bitch! I’m comin up there and I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and don’t even call the police cause I'm from Canada and imma come down there unexpected and wait on yo motherfuckin ass bitch! I'm coming to beat the fuck outta you bitch cause you did that on purpose. You tryna make me look bad. You racist white ass bean head bitch! Watch out, I'm coming up there to fuck you up bitch I know what kinda car you drive. I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat yo ass bitch cause imma show you not to play with Echo Katagma-Kaitlin Adela Heedless Brook Pisces Theta (THE THIRD)! Bitch that's the first thing you did, kick me out for no motherfucking reason and bitch you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was goin on. I'm telling you I'm coming up there to beat yo motherfucking ass bean head white smelling wet dog smellin ass bitch! So watch when I come and fuck you up cause you got me fucked up.

❤️ - Echo!

PS: please understand where I'm coming from! I just miss my Blakie! But Tyler, I am coming for you, and yeah I said that right! Coming, not cumming! That's only for my daddy!

And I sent the letter off, confident it would win the hearts and minds of Tyler's cult! They would see him for what he really was: An absolute unit An asshole!


But how does this fit into our story here? Well, you see, an injustice had been committed, and I was determined to right it! My flawless letter did nothing to win the hearts and minds of Wikiana. They were drinking Tyler's Koolaide, and they were stuck in his cult. I knew what I had to do: Simply seek revenge. Blakie was no longer the man I loved. He spent his days fucking his cousin Clitoris (no, not Criscoras, his cousin's twin) who was also his brother, and trying to impregnate Emilia. Little did he know, Emilia had an artificial vagina and could not have children through natural means.

Anywho, I had decided that my next best option was revenge. So I planned the greatest of all plans. These dipshits were constantly in Chatland, partying and having a good time, while I was forced to listen from the outside, fingering myself and crying at my loneliness. So, I'd use that against them.

One particularly late night, Billie was completely black out drunk on her favorite drink: Cream Soda. She was sharing it with the others, pouring it into solo cups. She served shots from her boobs, enjoying as Blake, Eli, Aidan, and even Cait and Aria took shots from her busty bags of fun. Tyler was screaming about America while scarfing down bacon and chasing it with coffee.

Across the room, Aria enjoyed as Conner and Erlend had a twerk-off. Emilia was filming the whole thing, claiming it was for "research later."

That left one person alone: Justin. He was just the susceptible, horny ass motherfucker I needed. I put on my disguise and approached Chatland's entryway. I checked my disguise one last time, and entered. No alarms, no attack. Nothing. It had worked! They never saw me coming. "Cookie" had successfully entered the chat.

I played it cool, commenting on how nice Erlend shook his ass, and how cute Eli's drunken smile was. They didn't suspect a thing. I finally approached Justin, smiling. He didn't say anything, and just asked how I was. I told him great, making sure to use a high-pitched voice, and an american accent. He'd never know it was me. I eyed his drink in his hand, and he must've seen. He offered me a drink, and I took that as my opportunity. I pulled him close and I whispered a curse into his ear.

"Big dick, little dick, what does it want? A party in Wikiana is what you shall flaunt.
Cursed with a thirst for sex, you will want to fuck every object.
In 48 hours, here is what you shall do: Hold a party that everyone will come to.
At this party, do as I say. With dicks, tits, and clits you all shall play.
All night long you shall go, until I have enough film to make a porno."

Justin's eyes glazed over at my words. He nodded, and I went on my way. I had two days to sneak into Justin's Palace and plant cameras everywhere. I made sure not to touch myself, as I would soon have plenty of content to enjoy.

Introduction[]

It was a steamy night in Wikiolympus, Justin had snuck out of his Fire Palace not waking up his wife Summer, and his daughter Lucinda. He than proceeded to go past the Primal Trio Gate and went to the castle surrounded with water that belong to the one and only God of Water Erlend. Erlend lived alone and was expecting Justin so he left he's toll bridge down for him. Justin quickly walked the bridge and lifted the bridge back up. Justin had never been to Water Palace before, he just knew Erlend was expecting him. After trying to find Erlend's room he found a door labeled "Master Room" and opened it. There was Erlend in his room laying on his bed waiting for Justin. Justin then went into Erlend bed to spend the night and do things...

Erlend (Pov)[]

Finally, Erlend thought to himself. He had thought that he had made it clear with Justin that he wanted to do the sex at 8 PM during the morning meeting in the Wikiolympus Hall. Oh well, better late than never. Erlend watched as Justin crawled onto his bed. Suddenly, his clothes violently burned away to reveal his perfectly toned body, fit for the God of Love and Attraction. Erlend took a sharp breath before all of his clothes suddenly melted away, like water down a waterfall.

"You ready?" Justin purred in a husky voice and softly touched Erlend's cheek. 

With one last sip of his capri-sun, Erlend put the drink away on his nightstand and looked right into Justin's eyes. "I'm ready for the sex, fuckboy."

Justin smiled, then dove right ontop of Erlend. The two of them rolled around in the bed for quite a while, kissing eachother on every single spot on their bodies. Erlend gasped as Justin suddenly moved downwards and locked his lips around his rock-hard dick. He moaned and wiggled around as Justin used his experienced lips and tongue to please him. 

"Oh Justin! Moisturize my capri-sun!"

Justin looked a bit taken aback by this strange love cry, but didn't stop sucking and playing. Suddenly, Erlend pushed Justin away and leaned backwards, his legs spread and up in the air. Justin rubbed his 9-inch hard dick and nearly dived down. His tongue played and teased with Erlend's stomach, all the way up until he kissed his forehead. 

"Just sex me already you jalapenjo whore!" Erlend shouted.

"As you wish, you loose waterslide." Justin replied.

As he started to thrust into Erlend, Summer peeked into the room and shrugged at the two Gods fucking. At this point she wasn't even surprised anymore. She turned around and went back to her Palace to catch some sleep. 

Memewhile, both of the Gods reached their climax and came in loud gasps and shouts in the room. Erlend's orgasm coated Justin's stomach with thick cum, while Justin had came inside Erlend. The two of them climbed down into the bed, and Erlend grabbed for his capri-sun and sipped it. 

"Now all I have to do is take over Japan and eat five watermelons in five minutes and my life will be complete!" Erlend said before he fained in his bed. Justin's clothes suddenly burned back on (???) and he walked out of the room and into his own Palace again, where Summer was already asleep again. 

Justin (Pov)[]

(written in third person and taken over by the new and therefore better connor bc justin is lazy.)

Justin woke up in the morning and thought to himself "I should have a party and invite all the gods and godesses." He contacted Justin, who was still overwhelmed from the previous night, and the two agreed to throw a party, and get everyone drunk in the process. He sent out the invitations, and shortly, all gods and goddesses confirmed their presence. It was going to be an unforgettable night.

As night fell on Wikiana, the guests started to arrive. First was Tyler, and was soon followed by Summer, who was unfazed by what she witnesses on the previous night and had already moved on. Slowly, but surely, all guests arrived, and the party had begun. Everyone got very drunk, very quickly. Then, the actual fun began.

The first to leave the party were Erlend and Justin, who were eager to repeat what they did on the previous night. The two of them stumbled into the nearest bedroom, and much like how it happened the previous night, Justin's clothes quickly burned off, and Erlend smiled as he climbed atop of the boy. 

"I'm suffering," Said Erlend. "I want you to ease my pain."

"Don't worry, daddy, I'm here to do just that."

And so he did. He pulled Erlend closer to him, and they started to make out, their tongues fighting for dominance as they collided with each other. They heard the bedroom door swing open, but that didn't stop them. Soon, two other bodies jumped onto the bed, their lips sealed: Blake and Emilia. 

Blake pulled Emilia's clothes off, and gingerly moved his hands towards her breasts, tenderly massaging them. He let out a sharp hiss of air as he felt the texture of Emilia's breasts in his hands, observing how they reacted to his touch. Besides the couple, Erlend teased Justin, before beggining the foreplay. He started asked Justin to get on his knees, which he did, while sitting on top of Erlend. Then, he began thrusting into Erlend's throat, not really aiming for any rythm, but doing what just felt right. 

A loud moan escaped his lips, while in the meantime, Blake has buried his face between Emilia's breasts, giving in to the feeling of lust lingering over him. Then, another person walked into the room. It was Billie, clutching a bottle of cream soda, although it obviously had some sort of alcoholic drink mixed with it. She observed the two couples nonchalantly, before someone stalked into the room, placing a hand on Billie's shoulder: It was Eli.

Quite naturally, quite automatically, Billie turned towards Eli, and maybe it was the alcohol speaking, but she couldn't fight back against the urge of kissing him. So she did. And as quickly as their encounter began, it intensified. Eli threw Billie onto the bed, then jumped on top of her, agressively kissing her.

On the other side of the overpopulated bed, the two couples had gotten closer, and Blake was now kissing Justin's neck while the former thrusted into Erlend's mouth. Before Justin came into Erlend's mouth, he took his cock off the older boy's mouth, asking him to get on all fours. He did, and then Justin began thrusting into him. Blake rolled around in bed, and then began to thrust into Erlend's mouth, while Emilia kissed him passionately. 

While this went down, another couple arrived: Caidan had came into play. The two of them were already completely naked by the time they arrived, making Justin wonder what was going on outside. 

"Caitlin, on your back," Aidan said, moaning. The girl complied, a smile on her lips. Noticing the lack of room for them on the bed, Caitlin just lied down on the ground next to it. Aidan pressed his dick against Caitlin's breasts, then began humping them, while straddling her waist. He pressed Caitlin's breasts together and began to pump his dick through them, while both moaned.

In the corner of the room, Tyler and Marina #2 had arrived, and were now intensely making out against the wall. Meanwhile, Aria and Hannah rubbed against each other, moaning loudly. On top of the bed, Justin had reaches his climax and quickly came into Erlend, while black came inside the boy's mouth. Behind them, Emilia groped Blake's ass. 

Eli had begun thrusting into Billie at a fast rate, while Caitlin and Aidan screamed over the many moans coming from all over the room, having reached their climax. Then, Summer emerged into the scene, jumping on top of the bed and pinning her husband down, rubbing her body against his. Marina and Tyler were already naked, and Marina was getting on her knees, while Connor watched everything with an amused expression, a bucket of popcorn in his hands.

In the living room, more action was going down. On the large couch, Aaron and Jack stroked each other tenderly, making comments through their harried breathing. A series of loud moans came from the bedroom, signaling that Erlend had came into Billie.

Aria and Hannah rolled out the bedroom door while kissing each other, their bare bodies colliding with each other. Inside the room, Tyler had came into Marina's mouth. Justin had begun thrusting once more, except this time he was doing it with Summer. Blake had already came, but that did not stop him from passionately kissing Emilia, while Kile stroked her gently. 

Nathan and Bee had joined on the fun too, and were kissing in front of the stained bed. 

"This is just what I wanted!"

Justin thought to himself, then continued thrusting into Summer.

Chapter 3 (Billie and Zombie RP)[]

The remnants of the El Paso group, plus new additions such as Yukiko and everyone's favourite drunken Irishman Sean, came across an abandoned liquor store. They were progressing further into New Mexico.

To Sean, this was paradise and he wanted to celebrate.

"Fucking hell yea! Heaven on earth!" He cheered, running inside the store. When he came out, he was carrying enough whiskey to kill. But because Sean was Irish, his alcohol consumption was superhuman.

"I'm just gonna come out and say it. I wanna fuck you all. Those fucking zombies are goblin' everyone up and we only live once. We clearly have some sexual tension, so let's get it over and done with!"

Kento looked towards his bow and arrow, wanting to put an arrow in Sean. Elise was looking at ants, going in between flashbacks of her dead lover and drunkenly talking about the greatest movie of 1998. Bryan was red-faced and cuddling Alyssa.

Yukiko was twiddling her gun, pissed off that she had been delegated from a Himiko Toga copy to the attempted victim of Yuri. Mal-fuck and Eo-bitch were gonna pay.

Of course, Sean turned his attention to Marston.

"Cowboy, I choose you!"

And so Sean successfully managed to suck Marston's dick. Afterwards, Marston hit Sean over the head with his gun.

"He...did it." Elise muttered, still not comprehending how Sean could have taken what she said so literally. Taking advantage of Sean's liquor stash, she stole one for herself.

She was secretly jealous that most of the survivors were in couples, and her personal Yuno Gasai crushed her boyfriend's skull. And she wouldn't fuck Malfoy even if he was the last man standing.

Leo would be haunting her in her sleep.

Yukiko just started making out with Marcus, having nothing better to do for the time being. Bryan and Alyssa's faces turned red, as everyone except Kento and Elise started getting...intimate.

"I wanna go somewhere else." Alyssa looked like she was about to be sick. Even Mackson were getting intimate again.

"I'll join you." Bryan replied, taking Alyssa somewhere else.

Elise started getting smashed, initiating another round of "Ant Appreciation Hour". Kento watched as his imprompto- adopted daughter went on a drunken rant about how unfair it was that she wasn't smited like ants.

"Please don't talk like that."

Elise turned around to see Leo.

"H-how?"

He put a finger over Elise's mouth.

"Come with me."

And so Elise followed...Leo. Julia was screaming from Hell.

Eventually, everyone except a disapproving Kento had fucked. Bryan and Alyssa, complete with dishevelled hair and creased clothing, returned. They were smiling like Cheshire cats.

And in the far distance, Yuri had his sights set on Yukiko.

Billie considered chugging the bottle of cherry Coke beside her whole. What the fuck had she just done.

Eli was raging about the NFL. Aidan was smiling evilly at watching Billie's torture. Heidi had no idea what was going on, and Cait was looking for material for her next drawings.

Billie then decided to join Grayson in watching Super Danganronpa Another 2, to get away from the chaos she had created.


Chapter 4 (Cait)[]

As the users stopped tapping on their devices, having just witnessed the third chapter of love is love, an awkward silence filled the room. Aidan glanced at everyone, eyes fixated on Cait. He noted her as the next victim of the love is love challenge and started to smirk. Meanwhile, Cait looked at him back and gave him a stare of suspicion. Billie started fiddling with an anime action figure of Toko Fukawa. Eli started sharpening a large wooden stick, hoping that in due time it would suffice for a spear. Grayson and Heidi sank into the sofa and nearly fell asleep.


“Why do you keep controlling me, knuckle heads?” Everyone, startled from the sudden voice, leapt from their seats and stared in confusion at each other. Most eyes were on Aidan at this point. “Wasn’t me!” “Look at yer screen lad.” Reluctantly, Aidan stared at his phone. And, sure as daylight, Sean was blinking right at them. “Take this guy, no one here likes him anyway.” The moment his sentence ended, another figure squeezed out from the screen. In fear, Aidan dropped the phone, which landed on an awfully convenient pillow. A dark-and-scruffy-haired boy crawled out, grunting in annoyance. At first he tried to jump into the screen, but Sean lifted up a shield and the boy bounced back into the real world. Not long after, a glass bottle of pink mist flew out of the screen, smashing onto the middle of the room. No sooner had this happened that the phone faded to black, all battery drained.


“Yuri?” Eli’s voice whimpered. At first a magnification of his inner-most desires, the Yuri was stood in the flesh. The boy spun around and glanced at his creator. He said nothing, but as he creeped closer a flush filled his face. Eli cocked up an eyebrow. Everything was silent. “Yuri, I, but ho-“ Eli was cut off as Yuri lifted Eli and carried him bridal style (No doubt to the bathroom), his creator shouting all the way. Muffles of “Let me go!” and “What about the pretty ones?!” were heard, followed by a thumping door. Not long after did Yuri return, sprinting into the room, snatching Billie by her hand. Billie shrieked as she realised what was about to happen (Or so she thought…)


Eli gawked as Yuri tossed Billie into the room, slamming the door behind him and locking it. At first, Eli figured that Yuri would just try and drown Billie and leave him be. However, the drowning psychopath’s gaze fell upon Eli. Two seconds later, Yuri had climbed into the bath and straddled Eli, whose face flushed. It didn’t help that there was a sizeable bulge in his pants. Yuri dove for the neck, nibbling at it whilst he used one of his hands to turn on the bath tap before adding the bath plug. Taken aback by the sudden sensation, Eli let off a slight moan as the water dripped onto his face. Yuri swiftly tore off his own clothes, tossing them in Billie’s direction. Eli started to stroke Yuri’s rock-hard abs, a louder moan escaping his mouth when Yuri found ‘the spot’. Billie couldn’t help but be turned on by the occasion and started stripping slowly. All of a sudden, Eli was flipped onto his front as Yuri grabbed his thighs tightly. By now, the water was at the same level as Eli’s mouth. Yuri started thrusting into Eli as the latter stated screaming in painful pleasure. With every thrust, Eli’s mouth bobbed in and out of the water. It took all his might not to inhale with every buck. Yuri started groaning too, when he felt another figure splash behind him. Billie rubbed up behind Yuri back, reaching around and pinching his nipples. As she nibbled on his ear, Yuri climaxed and pulled out his slowly-softening cock from Eli, who swiftly unplugged the chain. Yuri then pounced onto Billie, trying to force her underwater, when Eli strangled him from behind. Yuri flailed in an attempt to drown one last victim, but the strength left him as Eli finally choked him out (Not in THAT way, fortunately).


Eli threw Yuri’s corpse out of the bath and crawled up to Billie. The two stared seductively at each other, before Eli whispered in her ear: “Want my cream soda inside of you?” As Billie nodded with a wry grin, Eli lifted up her legs over his shoulders and carried on what Yuri had started. Billie’s eyes rolled back as her clit begged for more dick, until at last Eli released his own discharge. The last gasps drowned all silence in the bathroom. The duo panted, all of their stamina used up. At first, the two just stared at each other blankly until they spotted Yuri’s body on the floor. All relief was exchanged for sheer panic.


Back in the living room, everyone was also feeling queasy. Heidi was the first to be notably affected, dreamy-eyed and shuddering. A warm sensation swarmed her body as she locked eyes with Grayson. She started licking her lips and casually strolled towards him, hips swinging. Grayson glanced back at her and clasped her hand. They stood in silence, before their faces smashed together, lips nibbling and biting in a heated battle for dominance. Grayson practically threw Heidi onto the sofa, winning out in the end. At first the two were just making out, but then Grayson’s hand slid up Heidi’s shirt and smoothly stroked her skin. Heidi reached for the hem of Grayson’s shirt and pulled it off of him. In return, he tore hers off and squeezed his head in between her breasts, lightly kissing them and squeezing them in his hands. Meanwhile, Heidi reached for Grayson’s tracksuit bottoms and slid them down to his knees. She practically drooled as his boxers came flying off, whilst her own jeans flew away from her. Her hand reached for Grayson’s cock as her mouth drew closer to the tip. At last, she ticked the tip with her tongue, causing Grayson to flinch slightly. At first, Heidi took in little sections of his dick into her mouth, gradually taking in more and more until she was practically getting deepthroated. Both of them shivered at the sensation (Though Heidi often jumped whenever his penis reached the back of her throat. Grayson’s moans got louder and louder, until he at last came into Heidi’s mouth. She gagged at the bitter taste of cum and started spitting it onto the floor. Though she stared despairingly at Grayson, he only laughed and kissed her on the cheek. Just when it all seemed to be over, Grayson traced his finger down her curves and edges, slightly tickling the skin as it when down, until he stuck it inside of her wet pussy. Heidi gasped in surprise and arousement, as Grayson slowly started moving it back and forth, softly touching every inch he could get to. Gradually, he stroked her faster and faster, until at last she let off a loud moan suited for an orgasm.


Meanwhile, Aidan had lugged Cait over his shoulder and started to carry her up the stairs. Cait, afraid of this sudden action, tried to squirm out of his grip only to receive a spanking. She grunted in response, uninteresting in spanking. Eventually, the duo reached the top of the stairs and entered a bedroom, where Aidan let Cait down onto the ground. She was about to slap him for scaring her, when all of a sudden she got pinned against the wall. Aidan grabbed hold of her wrists and held them above the head, a seductive smirk on his face. Cait flushed red as he proceeded to lean in and kiss her. She kissed back, though Aidan tried to slide his tongue into her mouth. She teased him by denying entry, until he reached down her leggings and squeezed her ass. She gasped in surprise, allowing his tongue to kiss hers. No sooner than that did the two strip each other, hungry for more. Aidan lifted Cait off the ground slightly, using his large biceps to keep hold of Cait’s thicc thighs. He took her nipple in his mouth and played with it using his tongue, Cait moaning in pleasure as he did so. At the same time, he started bucking his hips and his dick finally entered her pussy. Cait found herself in ecstasy as she took in his dick, slightly shifting her hips every time it entered and exited. Her hands ruffled Aidan’s hair as she tried to take off his glasses in case they fell off and broke. However, this only served to excite him more as he went faster and faster, until at last the two of them let off a mighty screech of pleasure. Aidan’s arms trembled as he let Cait back down onto the floor, whilst she heaved in order to regain her breath. They both soon slumped onto the bed, sleep being their main priority. Aidan took one last glance at the open wardrobe, smirking at his furry crotchless suit. Cait buried herself under the covers and awaited her next bizarre dream.


The aftermath contained little-no activity. Aidan and Cait were slumped onto the bed, still in the nude, heads buried into the pillows. Grayson and Heidi had fallen sound asleep on the sofa, still cuddled up with each other. Billie and Eli were the only ones awake and fully-clothed, trying to carry Yuri’s body towards a bin. However, the sound of footsteps caused them to freeze in their tracks. The two swiftly retraced their steps and slung Yuri into the bathroom, before pulling the shower curtain and hiding behind it.


The computer screen was shaking as another hand grabbed the table it perched on. Gradually, the hand became an arm, then another arm, then a head. A drunken fool rolled miserably onto the living room floor. Sean, drunk as a fiddle, pushed himself up onto his feet. As he glanced around the room he spotted Heidi and Grayson. He tiptoed over, nearly tripping over meme kitty, and made a closer inspection of the two. “Bless ‘em. Sleeping like two kittens in a cloth bag sailing on a river.”


Afterwards, he stumbled upstairs (instead of exploring the rest of the ground floor like a normal human being) and came across a cupboard full of bleach. Swiftly chugging down one of the bottles, he staggered into the same bedroom Aidan and Caitlin were in. “I can’t complain about him, he made me. Her on the other hand, she scares me. God, she’s gonna kill me.” After checking the rest of the rooms (And using the bin as a toilet), he headed back downstairs and tripped down, his body thudding along the way. As he carried on down the hallway, he spotted a closed door. Intrigued, he strolled towards the door and opened it.


On the floor was Yuri, appearing as if he had been sleeping peacefully (Aside from the blue around his lips). The shower curtains were drawn, but Sean paid it no attention as he checked out Yuri. “Maybe if I suck his dick, he won’t drown me when I return to the zombie world.” Satisfied with his conclusion, Sean dropped to the floor in an instant.


Billie and Eli regretted not locking the bathroom door.


Chapter 5 (Aidan)[]

It had been an entire week. Silence filled the shared dorm room between the six friends. Most of it awkward. The body of Yuri was disposed of shortly after the hungover Billie and slightly bruised Eli awoke. They stepped over Sean’s sleeping body and carried Yuri to the back field of the dorm. Not the best place but it would work for now. Till they had a better method anyways. They spent the early hours of the morning digging, and burying. Once the house had awoken (Filled with a fair bit of regret) everyone slowly began going about their saturday. Sean was found much later than expected. He crashed for a bit before leaving shortly after noon the following Saturday. Off to see the real world.

Aidan and Cait sat silently in the common room watching television. Billie and Heidi drank to forget their encounters while Eli and Grayson had bonded over scoring their respective women. All was mostly silent before Billie stumbled out of the kitchen and into the common area, holding a bottle of Cream Soda flavored Vodka. “Elephant in the hic room. Last saturday something happened. Are we all just going to pretend nothing did?”

Eli looked up, and flashed a cheeky grin. “Ready for more already, are you Bills?” Billie responded with a roll of her drunken eyes. Heidi sighed, before emerging from the kitchen as well. “ShE hAs A pOiNt.” Heidi was much further gone than Billie. Cait just let out a sigh. Alcohol and talking about sex never ended well. Although the previous friday was a surprise, it wasn't completely unwelcome. She blushed a little at the thoughts. Aidan took note of her pink expression, but didn’t point it out. He did not know exactly what came over them that night. Him specifically. He had never been that forward with a girl before. He Grayson watched as Aidan's face became red as well. He chuckled to himself before speaking. “Alright, it happened. We fucked, Heidi. Pretty sure Yuri did some bad things to Eli consensually, and Billie joined in. Aidan fucking kidnapped Cait upstairs and I’m pretty damn sure I saw a furry costume in his closet.” Aidan shot daggers at Grayson. “Hey, fuck you dude. I didn’t go snooping around your shit after Heidi gave your sorry ass a chance.”

Grayson took a deep breath to calm down, before pushing some words through his teeth. “Be careful what you say. You might just make it happen.”. The room went silent. The same thoughts rushed through all of their minds. Grayson said what everyone else was afraid to admit. They were cursed. It seemed like a routine followed them. Ever since their old roommate Erlend created that smut fanfic Love is Love, it seemed to haunt them. Every week or two the same routine. Booze. Some impossible action followed by, yup. Fucking,

Eli piped up. “Don’t start with this shit again. We have free will you jackass. Watch this.” Eli stood, walked over to Billie and groped her right breast, squeezing it gently. Billie, although drunk, still had some self worth. She smacked the fuck out of Eli. He recoiled, before turning to Grayson. “You see? I chose to risk my life, and she chose to spare it! Suck it Canadian!” “How do you know that isn't just plot convenience?” Grayson countered. The room fell quiet. NO one truly knew what exactly to say. Aidan spoke up, deciding to attempt to live up to his Gryffindor namesake. “If that is the case, and there isn’t any free will, then they could not have given me a better partner.” He extended his hand to Cait. She hesitated, glancing to Eli. She then took it, and the two rushed upstairs once more. Grayson facepalmed. “Are you kidding? Does everyone not see what's going on here? It’s happening again!” Eli stood, and made his way over to Billie. Billie’s demeanor seemed… altered. No more was she angry at Eli, this time she seemed to be instigating. He rubbed her hands across Eli’s jeans, stimulating his member. He flashed another grin to Grayson before rushing to his room as well. Grayson rested his hands between his eyes. “I’m surrounded by Idiots.”

As soon as the words left his mouth he quickly felt a gust of wind brush over him. Heidi had rushed over to his side. “Well. I hope that doesn't apply to me~~” Heidi had removed her shirt, revealing marvelous cleavage. Grayson let out a deep sigh. If he was going to be subject to mass fucking, he might as well enjoy it. He removed his shirt, and stood, making his way over to Heidi. It wasn’t long before their lips were clasped together, and their tongues playing a game of tug-of-war, trying to ensnare the other. He moved one hand up to clasp Heidi’s breast. He wrapped his hand around it, squeezing gently at first before he lost control. He began to play with them as Heidi removed her bra.

He pushed his fingers deep, and played with them, bouncing and toying. His hands then wandered to the nipples, pinching and prodding. His mouth quickly dropped down to suckle. Heidi let out a small moan as he wrapped his lips around her right nipple and began to play, flicking it with his tongue. It was not long before he switched to her left, biting slightly. Heidi turned beet red, before a devilish smile crossed her face. “So you like tits?” a position change quickly occured. Before Grayson could react, he had his back to the floor, Heidi quickly climbing on top of him. She positioned her breasts around Grayson’s dick, before spitting on it and shifting herself up and down, giving him a titfuck. Heidi’s tits bounced up and down on Grayson’s cock, producing moans from his lips. Heidi smirked. She quickly shifted position once more. Her bare ass facing towards Grayson. Grayson, still having sanity, pondered the plot hole of when the hell she took off her pants and panties. He did not have much time to think before he was submerged into Heidi’s pink pussy. He had no choice but to lick. He delved deep into her with his tongue, moving erratically and sending wave after wave of pleasure into Heidi. Once she was satisfied with his motions, she herself continued devouring his cock. Both using their tongues, moving faster and faster. Her tits growing warm and his face growing wet. Both were close to climax. Grayson was the first to release. His warm semen covering and coating Heidi’s breasts and face. Grayson moaned into Heidi’s pussy, and she followed quickly after. Her juices spraying onto Grayson as she let out a squeal of delight.

Elsewhere... Eli and Billie collapsed onto Eli’s bed. Lips tasting Lips. Mouth tasting mouth. They explored each other for a solid 5 minutes. Their hands swimming around each other, groping whatever they could find. Eli was in bliss, when Billie sat up. “Be right back” she whispered as she left the room. Eli, slightly (and rightfully) concerned, removed his clothes and waited for her return. Billie barged back in, completely nude. Minus one, little detail. Below the belt, she had something new. A strapon. Eli at first was repulsed, before he saw it. One, little, water shaped birthmark. On the dick. It was a perfectly created Model of Yuri’s God-Like penis. Eli began salivating at the sight, and could barely contain himself, lunging with open mouth for the replica. Eli began to suck, lovingly. His tongue swirled around the tip, before he pulled back with tears in his eyes. “It even tastes like him”. He pushed down once again, savoring the flavor of Yuri. He pushed himself to his maximum limit, taking all 9 inches of cock down his throat. With a wet choking sound he removed the member from his throat. He turned around on the bed, presenting his asshole. He was ready to be Penetrated.

Eli bit his lower lip in anticipation. A small bead of sweat trickled down his forehead as Billie lined up her replica shaft with Eli’s asshole. His lip bite turned into a moan of pain and pleasure as it entered. The first 2 inches were easy as his hole reformed itself to the familiar shape. Eli winced, and Billie pushed deeper. 5 inches. Eli’s member was painfully erect now, and he began to stroke himself. Billie giggled, watching Eli moan. She gave zero warning as she pushed herself fully inside of him. Nine inches of plastic Yuri cock made a new home inside Eli’s asshole. Yeet. Eli screamed, and his grip around both his cock and his bedsheets tightened. Billie laughed and pushed. Faster and Faster. Harder and Harder. Eli’s poor asshole would never be the same. He let out a loud cry as he spilled his load all over his bedsheets. Billie pulled out the model dick with a suction filled noise. His gaping ass visible to all as he mumbled to himself. “Yuri is love… Yuri is life…”


Cait waited on the bed patiently. Aidan was being forward, and that exited her. She let her fingers trail down to her wet pussy, and played with herself while waiting. What would he emerge from that bathroom with. A Vibrator? Rope? A Blindfold? The possibilities were endless. She was so excited, she barely heard the door open. She looked up eagerly to see….. A fucking fursuit. A rainbow, crotchless, wolf fursuit. “What do you think?” Aidan asked, seeking praise. Cait dried up faster than a fucking puddle in the desert. “What in God's holy fucking name is that monstrosity?” Aidan seemed saddened. “OwO” He spoke, a sadness echoing around it. Cait let out a sigh, clearly not interested in this bullshittery but decided to allow it. She moved forwards, and began to lick his dick. His meat quickly became erect and his mask shifted its features. A poorly stitched “ UwU “ Made itself visible, and Cait felt a small amount of herself die as she took more dick into her mouth. She used her tongue to the best of its ability, and Aidan let out a moan, Cait, running low on ideas on how the fuck to handle this, pushed Aidan onto the bed, and instructed him to close his eyes. He did as he was told, and waited eagerly.

He felt a strange pressure. Uneven and oddly positioned. He opened his eyes and through the fursuit could see Cait, fully nude, giving a… footjob? “Wh… what are you doing? And why? Awoo?” Cait was clearly embarrassed and gave a shrug. “I have no fucking clue.” Aidan laughed, and removed the mask before smothering Cait with Kisses. It was not long before he lined himself up with her entrance. He let out a breath, and looked to Cait. She nodded, and he penetrated her. He let out a moan, and Cait let out a squeal. He nudged himself in, further and further before he realised he was balls deep. He pulled back, and began to thrust. He felt her walls contracting and sucking him in. Her breaths hitching in her throat and moans being let out. He was already so close to release. Cait pulled him tight, and they kissed. In that instant, Aidan couldn't hold it. He pulled back from the kiss, and let out a strong, powerful “AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” as he climaxed inside of her. Cait rolled her eyes (Not out of pleasure) as she came right alongside him. He collapsed on top of her. Cait, now being pinned down, had no way of escaping. She gave up, and just slept.

Throughout the house, all was quiet once more. Grayson asleep, while Heidi went back to the alcohol. She just liked drinking. Billie sat quietly reading a book while Eli remained stuck in a euphoria induced coma. Cait and Aidan sleeping soundly. Little did they know… Grayson was right, something was wrong. Underneath the bathroom tile, was a secret passage. If you followed it long enough, you would find a room. In that room, there were monitors. Monitors hooked up to security Cameras. For every room of the house. Monitors that captured every sex extravaganza that had occured. And a laptop, blinking a blue light. A script, and actions. Detailed how the world in that house would play out. They had no free will. The creator of this hell? Hidden, underneath a blanket of candy wrappers and pornography, was a girl. She played with herself, giggling maniacally. “I’m with you Blakie-poo” Echo said, releasing her inner fluids. The End I regret Everything

Chapter 6: The (Slightly) Wholesome One (Emilia)[]

It was one late night in Wikiana, and the island itself was surprisingly quiet, though it was likely due to everyone retreating behind closed doors.

With her fingers playing with her necklace, Emilia glanced out a window overlooking the island, deep in thought. The area out of time, where Emilia was originally from, wasn’t ever heavily populated, so sex wasn’t as common of an occurrence as it was on Wikiana, where certain people had coitus like their lives depended on it. However ever since coming back home to Wikiana and meeting Blake, Emilia was able to find a person that loved her wholeheartedly, enough to have triplets together. Despite Blake’s shape-shifting powers that resulted in having sexual relations with one of their own children, Emilia and Blake were one of the more stable duos on the island. A pair of strong arms that wrapped around Emilia’s waist took her out of her deep thoughts.

“It’s quite a beautiful night outside.” Emilia said softly, glancing behind her to see the love of her life hugging her close against him, to the point where she could feel the arousal of his nether regions.

“This is quite the view, but nothing is more beautiful than you.” Blake said with a soft kiss behind Emilia’s ear, his chestnut hair ticking the back of her neck.

As soon as Emilia turned around to acknowledge Blake, their lips crashed against each other. The kisses started softly, but quickly picked up the pace. In the midst of all of this action, Blake had picked up Emilia, as she straddled his waist, her legs squeezing tight against Blake’s waist as one of Blake’s hands moved to Emilia’s ass to help keep his grip on her in their arms.

The two star crossed lovers soon found themselves in the corner of their room, Emilia’s back against the wall, as Blake’s hand started travelling up Emilia’s dress, and in turn, Emilia started working at stripping Blake of his clothing. Tongues collided and battled for dominance as clothing was ripped away between the pair. Eventually, when both were simply in their undergarments, Blake started kissing down Emilia’s neck, causing the beautiful woman he was holding to release a pleasurable moan, only arousing the couple more. Ripping off Emilia’s bra, Blake’s mouth started working at Emilia’s chest, causing her nether regions to become wet.

In the midst of this, the couple moved onto their bed, where Emilia topped Blake and started taking control, roughly kissing down her lover’s body, and tearing off his underwear, and teasing his dick with kisses at the tip, causing Blake to release his own hiss of pleasure. In the meantime, Emilia’s underwear was quickly removed, and Blake in turn started teasing her already damp private’s with his fingers.

Eventually, the teasing stopped as Blake topped Emilia and penetrated his love’s vagina with his own dick, immediately going deep, as the couple thrust against each other, bodies tangling, lips and teeth biting at bare flesh as the couple physically expressed their love for one another. Teasing each other to reach their climax by Blake kissing the sensitive areas on Emilia’s chest, or Emilia roughly gripping Blake’s ass, Blake eventually released inside of Emilia, causing a loud groan from both parties, resulting in passionate, deep kisses between the pair, accidentally starting another round of intercourse between the pair as the grinding, groping and thrusting continued, as their tongues craved each other like their lives depended on it. Eventually, Blake released a second time, and this time, Blake slowly pulled out, and spooned Emilia from behind as the two took a moment to calm themselves and each other down from their excursion.

“You know, it’s going to be your turn to change the sheets in the morning.” Emilia said with a small smile as she shifted to rest her head against Blake’s bare chest, rolling over to look at her love.

“But you know how much I hate doing it.” Blake teasingly pouts, his chestnut hair plastered against his forehead, similarly to Emilia’s own dark brown hair. “Maybe I can convince you to help me out?” Blake asks the woman in his arms with a wink.

Emilia chuckles softly. “Perhaps. Though the two of us should probably get some rest, since both of us are likely going to be sore in the morning.” Emilia says with a whisper as she moved closer to Blake. “Have a good rest my love.”

Blake kissed Emilia’s forehead and held her close against him. “I always sleep well when you are in my arms Emilia.” He smiled, as the couple, due to the exhaustion of their excursion, slowly drifted to sleep, bodies entangled with each other, without a care in the world.

Chapter 7 (Billie)[]

Author's Note: And I call this chapter "My Asexual Ass". Warning: Contains some fucked up stuff.

Hi there, you're probably wondering why this demonic story is being continued. In 2020. A lot of the people from the Love is Love days have moved on, with some exceptions. Well, 2020 has been a shitshow of a year so far -- so anything goes.


It was a humid midsummer day. The land synonymous with tea and Brexit was dealing with unusual weather, weather one might call "blasphemous". People from regions of the Earth with warmer climates might call Britain's labelling of the slightest increase in temperature an "overreaction", but to us folk, that big white, yellow, whatever colour it was, thing in the sky is rare and on the rain's turf.

Billie was sat at her LED-illuminated desk in her LED-illuminated room, writing up information for her final ever, massive fanfiction. She was 20 now, but she felt like a boomer. Well, a boomer that loved anime and Fire Emblem: Three Houses. She felt that once she had read The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes and if it was going to be released, watched the movie, she had to move on to fully commit to her anime life.

"Ah, the nostalgia."

Sipping a can of Coca Cola, Billie decided to take a break.

"I know. I'll torture Eli with anime GIFs."

She closed the Wiki Fandom tab and opened up a tab for Discord. To her intrigue, there were 99+ messages.

"Wonder what this is about. I miss a lot when I'm asleep or playing Minecraft."

Opening up the flow of messages, it seemed normal to Billie. At first. Emilia and Cait's Teletubbies references, Tyler and Blake discussing Survivor, Eli's cryptic replies that sounded like as if he was trying to summon one of the NFL players he idolised, Alex being fabulous as always and Aidan's Barry Benson and Shrek- wait, no, Bhrek avatar haunting Eli's dreams. Of course, Xax was there too but compared to the others, he was relatively quiet.

She was about to send an anime GIF, hoping to get a reaction out of Eli. Screw that weeb shit or something like that.

"Ah here's on-"

il vento d'oro, specifically that bit where it gets dramatically epic, started playing in Billie's mind. Someone had joined the chat, but they had no avatar and their handle was simply "Anon".

"Nani?" Billie questioned.

Anon started to type.

"ALL OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE MOST EPIC GAME NIGHT. TOWN OF SALEM, PARANOIA, CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY, YOU NAME IT. GO TO THIS ADDRESS: [REDACTED] AND FOR THOSE IN OTHER COUNTRIES, BEST GET YOUR PASSPORTS! 😈😈🍆🍆💦💦"

"Who even is this?" Billie questioned again. "And are we being set up for some more ridiculous sexual escapades? I think it's time I tell everyone I'm asexual and I've been dissociating this entire time."

Replies to Anon started flooding in.

"No thanks, too busy spending time with Daddy ❤️❤️" - Aidan

"I'd gaze into your holes 🥰🥰" - Blake, in reference to a conversation about Trypophobia that became a display of the sexual tension between the two.

"Is this Echo? And why are you typing in all caps? Lmao." - Tyler

"I have no idea what's going on." - Cait

"Stranger danger." - Emilia

"Ok." - Xax

Billie was about to type her reply, when Anon went offline.

"I have nothing meaningful to say, plus Emilia took the words out of my mouth. Knowing how these fanfics go, I'm either gonna end up in some big orgy or murdered. But I'm interested and it's 2020 so fuck it. I'm in." She thought, reaching for another can of Coca Cola.


Now, I know air travel has been limited because of Covid-19, but who said this had to make sense? This is gonna make about as much sense as Season 8 of Game of Thrones.


Cue Stand Proud from JJBA: Stardust Crusaders and a typical "getting ready for an epic vacay" montage, because it's about to get murderous lit.

Billie prepared her suitcase full of essentials. Comfy clothes, her Nintendo Switch and charger, her Claude pillows, Coca Cola packs....yada yada...and last but not least, a shit ton of sertraline and LSD. Like I said, who said this has to make sense?

"Alright, we're good to go!"

Donning headphones and clutching her passport, Billie set off for the airport. She was able to find an airline that somehow didn't give a crap about her carrying LSD.


She awoke in a room with LED lights, the same ones that were advertised in those TikTok compilations or those compilations of 12 year old kids ragequitting because they lost in a Bed Wars server on Minecraft. The lights were set to green, just like in her room. Green was her favourite colour, for those who care. Kira Yoshikage's theme was playing in the background.

She found herself waking up in a strange position, as if she was straddling someone. Her hips were moving on their own, as if they weren't listening to her brain. Her vagina felt warm...and wet. Something was throbbing, pulsating inside of her. At the same time, the dramatic drop in the beat hit -- timed perfectly.

"I'm an atheist, but oh god. I'm gonna be sick. I knew this shit was gonna happen!" Billie yelped as she realised what was happening. She was fucking a cloaked and masked individual. They didn't talk, but they were making grunting and panting noises.

"How can you even wake up like this? This is some hentai-esque bullshit! Please tell me this is a nightmare and not actually happening!" She thought, as she tried to get off the individual. But she couldn't.

"If I can't get off you, then can I at least see who you are?" She asked the masked person.

"NO! All that you need to know is that my tributes are better than yours, bitch!" The masked person shouted. The voice sounded masculine.

"Weird thing to say during sex but ok." Billie responded, confused and disgusted by this entire situation.

She looked around the room as the masked individual started thrusting into her repeatedly. Trying to keep her sight steady, she peered for something to use as a weapon. Unfortunately, she couldn't find anything useful.

"If you wanna get out of here, say that my tributes are better than yours! Otherwise, I'll cum inside you." The masked individual declared.

"But I don't even know who you are." Billie responded matter-of-factly.

"Fine! Tell me which one of my tributes is better and I'll give you what you need to get out of here: [REDACTED] or [REDACTED]."

"Oh that's easy. [REDACTED]."

"Here you go." The masked individual handed Billie a white and gold bottle of...you guessed it, Cream Soda mixed with Roman Vodka. The brand? Queen Des, featuring the glamorous Cara Delevingne.

"This is the key to get out of here?" Billie questioned once more, looking at the sparkling bottle. Des had been a glamorous person.

"Drink it and you'll return to the real world. You passed the test -- it was indeed a nightmare."

Billie grinned like a Cheshire Cat or whenever she remembered those moments she won a game of Board Game Online, much to Aidan's utter dismay. She unscrewed the bottle's lid.

"I don't know who you are and I don't care! My asexual ass would like to say a big FUCK YOU!" She flipped off the masked person.

"You already did."

That comeback was enough to make Billie chug the bottle.


When she woke up, Billie was on the plane. It had landed in its destination.

"Must have taken too much LSD. That was horrifying."

"Howdy and welcome to 'Murica! Caw caw, caw caw! 1776 bitches!"

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